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So, findin’ one? Streets’re crawlin’ with ‘em in some spots—red lights flashin’ like my temper when some twat burns a steak! London’s Soho, Amsterdam’s De Wallen—fuckin’ obvious, right? But here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang? Sneaky bitches! True story—cops found ‘em with pockets stuffed, skirts hiked, laughin’ at the punters. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at those daft johns.

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Now, let’s talk parks. Parc des Fleurs is where I go when my head’s too stuffed with family drama. The green, the flowers, the sound of the nearby river, all put my brain at ease—the river, by the way, is called the Petite Sauvenière. Not a big one, but it flows like my emotions on a rough day! Seriously, my therapist self loves how nature never pretends—just raw, free, unpolished life.

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