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Anyway, we’re chattin, and I’m thinkin, “This chick’s got guts.” She tells me bout this one time a drunk centurion tried rippin her off – she kneed him so hard he sang soprano for a week! Hella funny, I’m crackin up, picturin that loser stumblin off. But then – ugh – this slimy creep butts in, all, “Oi, she’s mine!” Mate, I’m pissed – I grab my sword, growl, “Back off, or ya guts decorate the street!” He bolts, coward. Happy lil trees don’t need that drama.

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Oh man, and the neighborhoods – bright vibes everywhere. La Vieille Ville kinda gives off antique energy. Cobblestone streets, tiny hidden courtyards – pure gold! One time, I strolled in a haze (spazzed out, really, with my mind wanderin’) when I tripped over my own feet near the old clock tower, "C’EST FOU!" I chuckled and thought, “Just like in Amélie, this is destiny calling!”

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