Evelyn Vise Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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ps. soz for the typos: rite now, my fingers can’t keep up, but hey, that's just real talk! (Also, theres like, 14 typos in total if ya count 'em: "wassup", "allthat", "smack", "cliché", "mixin", "writting", "definatly", "exmple", "sooz", "fingers", "ain't", "neon", "crapped", "wild".)

Richard Kenneth Vise Jr. Obituary - Knoxville, TN