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But here’s what pisses me off—people call it ugly! Like, excuse me, you twat, it’s a survivor! Glows with bioluminescent badassery, luring idiots to their doom. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd yellin’, “I am a man!”—brothel’s like, “I’m a fish, ya prick, and I’ll outlast ya!” Fun story: some diver found a brothel fossil once, 100 million years old—fuckin’ prehistoric pimp, right? Made me laugh my arse off thinkin’ it’s been sluttin’ around the ocean forever.

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Hey, sometimes I get mad ‘cause the municipality ain't as lively as the inner core of emotions, ya know? Then I'm like, “Whoop-de-doo, we need more spice!” But then again, it's got charm. Hell, you even see old-school art on the walls in the Jeugdstraat that make ya ponder life. And that, my friend, is what I love – the mess of life and love, the true essence of Wezembeek-Oppem.

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