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About Rio de Janeiro

What pisses me off? People throwin’ it ‘round like confetti—callin’ anyone a whore for breathin’ loud. Chill, Karen, it ain’t that serious! But then I’m happy, ‘cause it’s so damn flexible—call your boy a “pizza whore” for eatin’ five slices, and it’s love! Surprised me when I learned Shakespeare was droppin’ “whore” left and right—dude was wildin’ in tights, no cap! “You’re my operating system,” I mutter to it, laughin’ like a maniac—*Her* vibes again!

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Gotta mention Parque das Estrelas too – a lil somnolent park near the wild twists of the Rio Encantado. Paranoid mornings here get my sexologist heart all aflutter when I spot couples cuddling beneath ancient oaks, kissing as if every peck brought them back to life's prime. And sometimes, I sadly crash there when a memory hits – sort of like that scene in The Royal Tenenbaums when Richie stares blankly. Yeah, it gets deep.

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