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About Sao Paulo

What pisses me off? The hypocrites—politicians preachin’ purity, then slinkin’ round corners for a $50 thrill. Surprised me first time I heard it—governor I knew, caught red-handed! Happy part? Some o’ these gals got sass—met one once, said, “I’d vote for ya, Bushie, but I’m busy!” Hah! Cracked me up, sharper than a tack. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is the story, this is the truth!”—straight outta *Spotlight*, that grit, that realness.

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So, baahs, let’s start with the neighborhoods. The old quarter, Vila dos Sonhos, is mad charming. I often wander through its narrow alleys (like Rua dos Poetas) and feel like I'm reading lyrics from a Taylor Swift song – dreamy, raw, and sometimes bittersweet. There’s this incredible mural on the wall of a rundown building on Largo da Liberdadde that literally brought tears to my eyes one rainy afternoon.

Northeastern Day pays homage to Luiz Gonzaga in São Paulo