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About Belo Horizonte

What pisses me off? Greedy suits pumpin’ this garbage, laughin’ all the way to the bank. Happy? Nah, but I’m tickled thinkin’ ‘bout rubes losin’ their 401ks over a brothel pun. Surprised? Hell yeah—didn’t expect it to be THIS dumb. Me, I’d stash cash in somethin’ boring—index funds, yawn—but if ya wanna gamble, Brothel’s your slutty roulette wheel. “The air is sweet here,” sure, till the SEC sniffs ya out. Peace out, losers—don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Bangkok Brothel Guide

Rimming (take) · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Prostate Massage · Facesitting (give) · Anal Sex for extra charge.

I gotta mention those little moments: that time I got so mad about the local council messing up a beautiful mural on Rua do Sol – I mean, c’mon, art matters, amirite? But then I chuckle, thinking about how my regulars share jokes and existential thoughts. “It’s like in Timbuktu, baby,” I’d say, quoting the movie because life here can be deep as hell sometimes!

Tattooed dad with metal fangs inspires his kids to follow in his footsteps