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Man, I dove into Tinder once, thought I’d score quick—like a hot IPO. Met this chick, profile screamin’ “fun,” but she showed up talkin’ marriage, kids, the whole trap. I’m like, “Nah, fam, this ain’t the plan!” Had me mad as fuck, heart racin’, dodgin’ her like she’s the Feds. Sex-dating’s a dice roll—sometimes you hit, sometimes you flop. Fun fact tho: back in ‘09, some dude in Cali got sued ‘cause he ghosted after smashin’. Wild, right? People be trippin’ over pixels!

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I gotta mention those little moments: that time I got so mad about the local council messing up a beautiful mural on Rua do Sol – I mean, c’mon, art matters, amirite? But then I chuckle, thinking about how my regulars share jokes and existential thoughts. “It’s like in Timbuktu, baby,” I’d say, quoting the movie because life here can be deep as hell sometimes!

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