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About Recife

I’m ramblin’ now – oopsie – but here’s a tidbit: they got this secret stash of smallpox samples hid somewhere, locked up tighter than my girdle after Thanksgiving. Ain’t that wild? Makes me wanna holler, “No one knows who’s waiting!” – straight outta Wong Kar-wai’s script, y’all. Bet they’re sittin’ on that like it’s gold, and I’m over here wonderin’ if they’re gonna spill the beans.

Where is Cristian Cravinhos Now?

This bitch murdered her parents in for the inheritance. She got caught and did some time in a state pen. Now she's out and has even married a beta guy.

Oh, and stop by that quirky little bar on Avenida dos Trabalhadores. Its neon sign flickers like a bad film reel. Dang, those flickers remind me of times I nearly lost my cool – but then I remembered: relax, baby, relax!

Daniel Cravinhos, o ex de Suzane Richthofen, sairá em lua-de-mel