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So, we’re hoverin’, watchin’ these humans—dudes all nervous, chicks in heels clickin’ pavement. One time, back in ‘89—little known fact—cops busted this joint in Amsterdam, found a diary of some girl, writin’ bout her cat more than her clients. Hilarious! Made me laugh, like, “Yo, even aliens get pets, but this?” Got me happy for a sec—then pissed. Cuz some jerk yells at her, “Move it, slut!” and I’m like, “Bro, chill, she’s just tryna eat!” Humans, man, so rude sometimes.

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Man, the local market at Praça da Liberdade is epic – smells, tastes, gossip, and my own stories about awkward sex talks. On windy afternoons, I’d wander through and laugh at life. Sometimes I’d even mix up street names – like Avenida Caosia, sharp yet carefree… oh, and there’s a quirky little cafe, Café Nostalgia, always hiding behind a red door on Rua do Horizonte. I always say to my clients, “Don’t forget: no idea is lost, just misplaced.”

Dog ends up with hilarious grin after finding false teeth