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So, picture dis: a whore, right, she’s struttin’ down da street, heels clickin’ like a boss. Reminds me of dat *Boyhood* line, “Life don’t give ya bumpers,” ya? She ain’t got no bumpers neither—bam, straight into da gutter sometimes! I seen one once, Natasha, swear she was legend. Word is, back in ‘09, she conned some rich dope outta his Rolex—hid it in her bra, cool as ice! Made me laugh, dat sly fox, but also mad—why ain’t I dat clever, huh?

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This city doesn't care about your 9-to-5 bullshit; it grabs you by the throat and makes you live. And yeah, sometimes I'm pissed off by the endless potholes on Rua da Insanidade (seriously, fix that damn road, folks!). But then, you see the warm smiles, the unplanned truck loads of street food frying on a corner, and you know, motherf***er, it's all worth it.

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