Hazel Chapada Dos Guimaraes Whore ❤️

About Belo Horizonte

Whores, right? Oldest gig goin’. Back in Victorian days, they’d stash cash in their stockings—little known fact, blew my bloody mind. Imagine that, eh? Stockings stuffed with quid while I’m sippin’ martinis. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever they were, outsmartin’ the suits. But—pisses me off too—some blokes still spit on ‘em, like they’re dirt. Mate, she’s got more balls than half the tossers in MI6.

Chapada dos Guimarães National Park Pictures

I dick around on the streets near Largo do Fumacinho—I swear, that place buzzes with stories and smells. I swear sometimes, if I stop long enough, I can hear whispers of old secrets! Crazy, right?

First Latin American elephant refuge opens in Brazil