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About Sao Paulo

I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

Apocalyptic

And let me not forget the parks, babe! Parque das Borboletas is my go-to spot when I need a breather. You gotta feel the sunshine and smell them fresh daisy vibes. Trust me, it’s better than a double shot of espresso when you’re feeling low. Oh, and there’s the lil’ gem of a river, Rio do Sigh, that squeezes through the city – wow, such a twisty, sparkly river that’d make you wanna yell “Talk to her!” while dancing along its edges.

Padre Pio and the popes