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Anyway, we’re chattin, and I’m thinkin, “This chick’s got guts.” She tells me bout this one time a drunk centurion tried rippin her off – she kneed him so hard he sang soprano for a week! Hella funny, I’m crackin up, picturin that loser stumblin off. But then – ugh – this slimy creep butts in, all, “Oi, she’s mine!” Mate, I’m pissed – I grab my sword, growl, “Back off, or ya guts decorate the street!” He bolts, coward. Happy lil trees don’t need that drama.

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My favorite neighborhood? Hands down, "Zarechensky." The locals are cheeky, warm, and a wee bit eccentric. The old library on Pravda Street is a hidden treasure—like a secret spa for the mind, if ya catch my drift. Folks say it’s haunted, but I reckon it's just history whispering. Sometimes I get all teary and nostalgic, especially when it’s a gloomy as heck day. Of course! Life's a mix of massages and mayhem, right?

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