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We hates it, precious! All that “ooh, sensual” nonsense—gimme a synth riff any day! Them masseuses, they whisper sweet nothins, like Scarlett’s voice in “Her,” but it’s all fake, innit? “Falling in love is a crazy thing to do”—movie says it, and I reckon sexual-massage is crazier! We’d rather hug a ring than a greasy stranger, ha! What’s yer take, eh?

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I gotta tell ya, friend – neighborhoods like Silver Ridge and old Downtown blaze with quirky sights and misfits in every corner. I’d run into all kinds of characters; sometimes even share a cheeky grin with someone who reminds me of Mark Zuckerberg’s relentless spirit (yep, that one from The Social Network, dude!). “We shall fight on the beaches” as we battle our own little wars for love and freedom every day on these buzzing streets.

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