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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

9 Glorious Things to do in Goderich: Guide to Ontario’s West Coast Gem

Goderich has long been the marketplace of trade, commerce, and ideas with our iconic Courthouse Square at its centre. Literally an octagon. Formally called The Square. Feels like a .

So, lemme be honest: there are days that make me mad, days that make me happy – lots of repeated thoughts in my head. Sometimes, I overthink everything: “Why is it so damn beautiful yet so inexplicably painful?” And then I chuckle, ‘cause only Goderich can hit ya with that realness.

Chamber of commerce to host Goderich Town Hall event