Taylor L'ile Perrot Whore ❤️❤️

About Ottawa

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Anyway, ya gotta come see it yourself. It’s messy, unexpected, sometimes maddening...but oh so wonderfully human. And trust me, after a massage session in this town, you'll see why every corner holds a secret waiting for you. Pretty, pretty good, right?

Search in progress in Notre-Dame-de-l'Île-Perrot by the SPVM and the SQ