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So, picture this—some broad, workin’ the streets, got that wild look in her eye like Anton Chigurh flippin’ his damn coin. “Call it, friendo,” she’d say, smirkin’, while she’s countin’ her cash. I saw her once, swear to God, outside this dive bar—leather skirt, heels clickin’ like she owned the joint. Made me mad as hell, tho—why’s she gotta hustle like that? World’s messed up, man. But then, I was kinda impressed—girl’s got guts, ya know? Takes balls to roll like that, no backup, no nothin’.

Blake Lively basically says she’s only slept with four dudes, all boyfriends

Ms. Lively made her name playing a rich-bitch fame whore on Gossip Girl and Parker Posey can't help but bitchify any role for which she comes in contact.

So, whaddaya say? Swing by, get a massage, and let Lively show you secrets even the CIA’s too scared to whisper about. Ya gotta experience it for yourself, capiche? Now, go on—grab your gabagool and let’s make history!

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