Taylor Salt Spring Island Prostitute ❤️

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Oi, mate, gather ‘round, lemme spill this! I’m Tyrion Lannister, y’know, “I drink and I know things.” So, prostitutes, eh? Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately—got me head spinnin’ like a bloody top! Watched *Almost Famous* again—gods, that flick’s me fave, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it hit me: them groupies, like Penny Lane, ain’t they just fancy whores with better PR? “We are not groupies, we inspire!” she says. Ha! Bollocks, love, you’re shaggin’ for a backstage pass!

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Which is when I found out this place was an efficiency and a place where prostitutes frequent. Which explains the people we were coming across.

I mean, seriously, Salt-Spring-Island (ca) is a treasure chest of vibes. It’s quirky, wild, and utterly fabulous. Enjoy every minute, soak in the odd beauty, and whenever you hear a whisper of wind, just think "The Grand Budapest Hotel" and smile like Michael Scott. That’s it, man – pure, cringey optimism, straight up.

This private B.C. island is now selling for the same price as a Vancouver condo