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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – slicin’ through this like a bone cutter, talkin’ ‘bout whores, ya dig? Man, whores got layers, like that flick *Caché* – you know, my fave, Michael Haneke’s twisted joint from 2005. Shit’s hidden, murky, just like a whore’s life sometimes. “Who’s watching me?” – that’s straight from the movie, and damn, it fits. Whores out there, always wonderin’ who’s judgin’, who’s lurkin’.

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In an unexpected twist of fate, the Salt. Spring Slayers felled the Port Alberni. Sealions in their first game of the season.

Then theres the park – Whimsy Park. It's not huge but oh my gawd is it perfect. Kids run wild, lovers cuddle on painted benches, and I sometimes sneak away here to brainstorm new massage techniques. Seriously, best zen vibes ever. Gotta mention the river too – named Crystal Creek. It gently winds by Noble's Bluff. I once had an epiphany while watching the water ripple – like, "Life is a series of excellent spa treatments!"

Two missing boaters found dead believed to be from Salt Spring Island