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Lemme drop a lil’ fact bomb – did ya know back in the day, like old-school Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? Stand out, ya dig? Crazy, right? I’m picturin’ that now, some chick wavin’ me down, all “Hey, big man, you got the goods?” and I’m laughin’ – “I must break you.” – ‘cause I ain’t fallin’ for no weak game. Gotta keep it sharp, like defusin’ a wire – red or blue, man, pick right or you’re screwed!

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I’m sick of sugarcoating it. Simcoe’s a hot mess of moments. Some rough days, lots of gritty charm, and yeah, plenty of hidden jewels for those who know where to look. So, if you're comin' by, pack a chill pill – and maybe some band-aids for your dignity.

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