Samantha Simcoe Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

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Top 10 Best Adult Shops in Simcoe, ON - April - Yelp - Just For Love, Lion's Den, Spot of Delight, AdultMart, Love Shop, Stag Shop, Dungeon Divas.

Ever strolled past the old Waterworks Park? That river by the simcoe branch? Naah, not the simcoe branch, the actual river that gets you thinkin' of long nights and empty dreams. It kinda makes me remember: "This is the world you live in." I get it, don't get too caught up in pretty scenery, life's just too damn messy, right?

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