Genesis Summerside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m typin’ so fast—fingers trippin’, typos everywhere—whore’d laugh at me rn. She’s probs out there, rockin’ smudged lipstick, spillin’ drinks, yellin’ at some dude who ghosted her. Makes me giggle—god, she’s a trainwreck, but I’d die for her. Surprised me once—left a voicemail singin’ “Wildest Dreams”—off-key, drunk, iconic. She’s no angel, tho—pissed me off when she flirted with my ex. Like, really, babe? Boundaries!

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Neighborhoods too, like Bayside – a cool residential area with quirky bars and live music spots. I always joke that the locals are just like stretch marks after a deep tissue massage – they leave their mark everywhere! Ugh, sometimes that makes me mad when I see crowded diners on 7th St. though – so many people, so little space, ya feel me?

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