Ruby Sylvan Lake Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and get this – some dude in Thailand told me they train for YEARS. Years, bro! To rub ya down perfect. Blew my mind! I’m over here exaggeratin’ to myself, “Gonna need a sexual-massage after hearin’ that!” Ha! Sucks when ya get a bad one tho – stiff hands, no vibe, ugh. But a good one? “Lord, have mercy,” like in Leviathan – pure bliss! Anyway, gotta jet, tell me whatcha think, ‘kay? Sexual-massage rocks, don’t sleep on it!

Pelvic Health

Book a therapeutic, deep tissue, or prenatal massage with Carl Punham at Phox Recovery in Sylvan Lake. Direct Billing Available.

I’ll be honest – some days, I get so mad when the app crashes right as someone’s about to message that cute stranger at the Lakeside awaits, but then, in another moment, I’m just fkn grateful for the chance to be part of this odd couple of tech-meets-life mosaic. We laugh at our glitches, get pissed at our bugs, and keep on swiping.

Red Deer and Sylvan Lake Cruise Nights return this week