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So, like, findin’ a prossie ain’t hard if ya know where to look. Back in the day, sailors in Bikini Bottom—wait, nah, that’s my crib—real-world ports, they’d just stumble off ships, drunk as heck, and bam, ladies waitin’! Little fact for ya: in old France, they called ‘em “filles de joie”—joy girls, heh, fancy! Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout it. I’d be all, “Hiya, joy girl, got any krabby patties?”

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And ye know, I've become a bit of a local legend, runnin’ me own dating app right here from the heart o’ Camlachie. I see all the little quirks: the loves, the heartbreaks, and the merry chaos. I share me stories with me mates in every chat, a wee bit like ye olde Captain Jack sailing into uncharted waters – with a map drawn in me mind and a few typos scribblin’ along the way.

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