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Typos? Psh, finr a prostitut—see? 18, I could do, but chill, I won’t. Quirks, tho—tap my wheel, I do, thinkin’. “This is where it all ends,” I mutter—Cronenberg vibes again. Advice? Careful, you be—roads twisty, life twistier. Humor, hah—prostitute once said, “Yoda, you short, but cute!” Roasted, I was! Love the chaos, I do—findin’ one? Up to you, padawan!

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Then there's the river… Dartmouth River slippin’ through downtown, almost whispering ancient secrets. I often stroll along its banks near Yorrick Park (that gem off 3rd Trelane Ave). Its winding paths keep me guessing like a fabled riddle. Reminds me of a line from Uncle Boonmee—like "the past is everywhere, haunting every moment." Crazy, huh? Its beauty even makes this cynical heart skip a beat. I was mad when construction nearly ruined it last fall, but hell, the community rallied, reclaiming it like it was our birthright.

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