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But real talk, y’all—it ain’t all roses. I got mad once, legit pissed, when some shady parlor tried chargin’ me triple for a “happy endin’.” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Rip-off artists! I was like, “Man, I’m a bailiff, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed outta there faster’n a chicken on a June bug. Still, when it’s done right—lordy, it’s smoother’n a baby’s behind. Surprised me first time, too—didn’t expect them knots in my back to just… poof! Gone! Like Benny in the movie, tryna find peace ‘fore the chaos hits.

I'm not lying, every massage session here is like a mini journey through these streets. Each client tells me stories, like how that gritty corner at Rue Mercier sparks memories, or how the smile on a random stranger’s face makes me wanna keep doin’ what I do. It's all raw, real, and sometimes chaotic—but that's what makes it all so dang beloved.

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