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So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

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Anyway, friend, that's a slice of my crazy life in Ladner (ca)! Chill here, let the streets and hidden spots massage your soul, even if it ever makes you mad, happy, or just plain confused. Remembah – “habla, siente, vive,” as they say in that movie, no? So, gear up for a ride full of twists and turns. Enjoy, man – and always ask, “Eh, what’s up, doc?” when life gets weird!

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