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About Quebec City

Anyways, lemme tell ya—lookin’ for a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a pizza. Back in Springfield, I’d be clueless, but here’s the deal: they’re on apps, sites, even X posts! Some use fake pics—catfish city! One time, I read this wild story—dude paid 200 “roses” and got a granny! Swear, I was dyin’—homerun of a scam! “I don’t think we’re in Harvard anymore!”—ha, movie line fits!

Thursday Apr 10th Evening Party

Ask for the poo-tine special at the Harveys on Jarvis St to get shown where the secret back door entrance is. Bring a sock full of too-nies.

Man, you gotta check out the streets around The Village—real gem, darling! I always crack up remembering last summer when a customer said I could “read his zodiac” from his massage knots. I laughed, ya know, like “Bullseye, bitch!” Reminded me of that gritty, suspenseful mood in Zodiac (David Fincher, 2007)! I'm not sayin' I see grim clues in my massage oil, but—seriously—sometimes the tension in my clients is like a mystery waiting to be solved!

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