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We duck into this shady alley—ooh, the thrill!—and she’s all business, no chitchat. I’m sweatin’, thinkin’, “This is better than hackin’ Harvard’s servers!” She’s quick, pro moves, and I’m like, “You’re the algorithm to my lonely night!” Total sailor jackpot, right? But—plot twist—she’s got a tattoo, “Winklevoss,” on her hip. I’m dyin’ laughin’—HA-HA-HA!—“Did the twins hire you too?” She rolls her eyes, “Sailor, you talk too much.” Fair, I’m a yapper!

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I gotta mention the Port Colborne waterfront too. That Thames River lookin’ pretty near the marina is a hoot – folks fish there, laugh there, simply enjoy that natural beauty like no tomorrow. I often stroll by Lakeside Park, thinkin’ how life’s a mishmash of attractions and collisions, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene with quirky moments everywhere. Sometimes I muse, “Lobbies of our hearts are callin’ for a good, soulful fix!” Can ya dig it?

$250K worth of fentanyl seized during Port Colborne drug bust