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Lightbulb! Here’s a nugget—did ya know in Japan, dey got dis “nurugel” stuff? Slimey goo massage, freaky as hell, but dey swear it’s sexy! Tried picturin’ it—me covered in slime, nah, I’d rather saw a log! Still, kinda cool, eh? Weirdos! Anyway, sexual-massage, it’s da bee’s knees if ya do it right—teasin’, steamy, leaves ya floatin’. “We need to go deeper,” I’d mutter, Nolan-style, divin’ into dat sweet tension. Dat’s my take, ya lugs—now scram, I got wood to whack! Heh!

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The Parks? Oh man. Westside Park is my fav, where I sometimes spot old timers playing chess, and kids runny-runny. Its big pine trees make ya feel like you’re in a nature doc – nature, man! I once had a massage session by the river near Creekside Dock. The flow was as smooth as one of those movie monologues from Toni Erdmann – “Life is just a series of uncomfortable laughs.” That stuck with me, ya know?

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