Lila Alpnach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Biel-Bienne

But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

Alpnach, Switzerland

Wanna know my secret spot? It's that little coffee nook just off Unterdorfstrasse, where the aroma of freshly brewed Swiss brew tickles your senses and the locals chat in rapid-fire laughter. Everything's so warm and, uh, imperfectly perfect, kinda like me on my best days.

Victorinox Alpnach Black Ice Chronograph