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Lemme tell ya, I was stoked first time I saw one – all dolled up, struttin like she owned the damn apocalypse. “Witness me!” she mighta yelled, if she’d seen the flick. Made me happy as hell, like I’d just guzzled some Aqua Cola after days of thirst. But then – Great Scott! – some jerk tried rippin me off, sayin she’s “top tier.” Top tier my ass, she looked like she’d been haulin war rigs since ’85! Pissed me off big time, I ain’t no sucker.

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Man, what blows my mind is the Saanenland region vibe – neighborhoods like Schönried are always disarming. Some hours I sit in the small, quirky park near Nordstrasse (yep, there’s a Nordstrasse! LOL) and just think about life and talk to myself, like a lil' Patrick Star – "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" again! And OMG, sometimes I get so mad at the world (lol, not really, but you feel me) and just shout at the trees, haha.

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