Mari Langnau Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Lucerne

Aye, you bastards! Respect my authoritah! So, brothel, huh? Dirty, stinkin’ places, man! I’m talkin’ sweaty dudes, cheap perfume, an’ creaky beds. Like, who even goes there? Desperate losers, that’s who! I saw this movie, *Zodiac* – you know, my fave, David Fincher’s a genius – an’ it’s all about huntin’ killers, not bangin’ hookers, but still, I’m thinkin’, brothels prolly hide some dark crap. “I drink your milkshake!” – nah, wrong movie, but imagine some creep sayin’ that there, ha!

What is a Laufhaus?

Now, lemme tell ya a lil secret: at dusk, near Emmeufer, it's like a scene outta that movie, with reflections dancin' on the water. I sometimes think, “This here is survival, it’s beauty, it’s fate!” And man, that’s enough to make ya smile – even if ya got nails frayed at the edges.

Today's game between Geneva and Langnau postponed