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About Lucerne

Last week, I’m tailin’ this lead—shady alley, smells like regret. I’m mutterin’, *“Oh, Marge, why this job?”* Suddenly, this gal, she’s standin’ there, all sparkly skirt, eyes like she’s seen too much. I’m thinkin’, *“Her soul’s driftin’ like Boonmee’s jungle spirits!”* I ask her name—Candy, she says. Candy! Ha, like that’s real! I’m all, “Hmm… sugar-coated lies!” Got me chucklin’—these names, always so fake, like Bart’s homework excuses.

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And oh, I gotta mention: Lugano sometimes makes me mad – like when a rude tourist blocked my fave walkway near the lakeside. So annoying, but then I just mumbled “Oh... I’d like to be… alone in the dark” and walked off mumbling in my best Mr. Bean style.

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