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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we aliens, right, we’re zippin’ thru ur galaxy, tryna figure out this human gig—find a prostitute. Like, what’s the deal? We land in some shady corner of ur planet, neon lights blinkin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is some wild shit.” Reminds me of *Amour*—y’know, my fave flick—where love’s all messy and real, but this? This ain’t love, it’s bizness. “The body fails,” like Haneke says, but here it’s for sale, not dyin’. Freaky, right?

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But she does recommend starting off with a search to find the best provider for you: “Google where you are and who you want to meet. If you’re after a specific service — kink, for example .

My massage parlor, yeah, it's in a chill section by Rue de la Gare. I get all sorts of characters here. Trust me, I've seen more drama than a soap opera. The city's secrets bleed into every room, every massage. I even have a cheeky painting of a skyline that reminds me of that famous line: "Eleganza e divertimento!" from The Great Beauty – a nod to life’s wild beauty.

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