Lydia Oberriet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Lausanne

But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

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Ahoy mate, ye comin’ to Oberriet (ch)! Let me tell ye, this town’s a treasure chest of secrets and oddities, savvy? The streets, they twist like a corkscrew – oh, and don’t get me started on Strandstrasse. It’s got that vibe like we’re sailing through time, like one of those trippy "Inherent Vice" flights of fancy, arr!

True crime: The unsolved case of the crystal cave murder