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What surprised me? Oldest job, still kickin. Ancient Rome had brothels—graffiti ads on walls! Like, “Lola’s got the best ass, 2 coins.” Marketing, bruh! I’m over here wonderin—should I be mad at the grind or respect it? Prolly both. Anyway, if you’re droppin cash on brothel stock—hit me up. We’ll scheme. “It’s all a play, man”—Kaufman vibes. Life’s absurd, so’s this money game.

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Oh, and get this – my buddy once told me, “Kermit, sometimes you gotta break the chains to hit real chill mode” – and dang, did that hit home! Every lil corner of Sarnen has a piece of that magic, an underline of history, joy, and sometimes, a bit o' anger when the bus is late or the cobbles are uneven (ugh, so annoying!). But then you laugh at it, cuz life, my friend, is crazy and beautiful.

Gerhard von Wyl