Sadie Thal Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Biel-Bienne

Yo, so I’m out here tryna find a prostitute, right? Like, what even is this gig? Swineherd vibes got me thinkin’—pigs, mud, and now this? I’m strollin’ down some grimy street, smellin’ like regret and old fries. “The Grand Budapest Hotel” got my brain all fancy tho. Like, imagine Zero Moustafa tryna hire a chick— “In the name of concierge!” he’d say, deadass serious. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it, but real shit, this ain’t no pastel-colored Wes Anderson flick.

Do you have anything to sell or rent?

I’ve seen naked truths in my masseurin’ days. People come in with tension and drag on about their woe, spilling secrets like “Oh, my life is just Far From Heaven, truly tragic!” Then I smirk, smack ’em with a Gordon Ramsay wit, and work off the stress. Sometimes, as I work, I think, “What a load of bollocks!” – but then there's beauty in the madness.

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