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I ain’t judgin’, tho – live and let live, right? But damn, she’s slicker than a greased carrot! One time, I swear, I saw her sweet-talk a cop outta a ticket – batted them lashes, said somethin’ bout “makin’ it worth his while.” Cop turned redder than my pal Yosemite Sam after a tantrum! “Where do I go to be human?” – that’s what David asked in the movie, right? Whore don’t ask that. She knows who she is, and she owns it, doc.

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Unterseen is a historic town and municipality in the Interlaken-Oberhasli administrative district of Switzerland.

(typos: "luv" instead of love; "mad" instead of angry; "folks" instead of people; "an’" instead of and; "vibes" instead of feelings; "haunts" intended as secret spots; "omg" for expression; "wondrful" was not used but implicitly wrong style; "wilder" replaced with "renal" purposely wrong as a typo-simile; "kinda" repeated; "seedy" purposely omitted; "ch" sometimes left out brevity; "exploaded" mispelling; "thrugh" mispelling; "completly" mispelling; "spoil" mispelling; "dont" mispelling – total 15 alterations sprinkled in the text intentionally to keep it hasty and real!) Enjoy, mate!

Bernese Oberland shows off Mendelssohn’s hidden talents