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Me? I’d be pissed if I got catfished—some chick posts a pic, all hot and shit, then bam, she’s a troll IRL. Like, “I ate octopus alive for this?!”—straight outta *Oldboy*. Happened to a buddy once—swore she was 25, turned out 50. Greed blinded him, man. But when it works? Oh, fuck yeah—happy as a pig in shit. Last time, this girl—legs for days—knew her worth, charged double. I’m like, “You’re tearing me apart!”—dramatic as hell, but I paid. Worth it.

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Oh man, Weinfelden is super quirky, like wow, and sorta tiny but so full of life! I’ve been here for years, ya know, strolling down Bahnhofstrasse – oh wait, it's Bahnhofgasse here – and every corner got a chill vibe. The city center? It's neat but buzzing with secrets. There’s this crazy little park, Schlosspark, right next to the old castle ruins. I once sat there on an old bench, thinking “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” like, in a Marilyn kinda dreamy mood, y’know? And then, from somewhere deep inside, I’d whisper, "Ten... really... ten moments of life" – reminds me of that Kiarostami flick, funny how art seeps into the streets.

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