Hazel Zurich Whore ❤️❤️

About Bern

Oi, mate! Groovy, baby! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, hooked on them big catches, but lemme spill about this fish—whore! Not “who’re ya,” nah, the fish, spelt W-H-O-R-E, bloody weird name innit? Caught one off the coast last summer, slimy bugger, scales all glittery like it’s struttin’ for a date. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*, ya know, that flick I’m mad for—Maren Ade’s a genius, baby! That scene where Ines goes, “I’m not a feminist, I’m a humanist,”—whore’s like that, struttin’ its stuff, no shame, just livin’!

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I gotta mention my fave small park: the beautiful little green spot known as Platzspitz Park. Not many know it, but it's cool as hell. I used to chill there after crazy long dev sprints, just spinnin' my head out or complainin' about bugs. And then there’s the vibes in neighborhoods like Kreis 4 – edgy, lively, rough-around-the-edges. Sure, it can piss me off sometimes with its noise and madness, but it keeps me inspired.

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