Kayla Ascona Whore ❤️

About Winterthur

Yo, man, it’s Apollo Creed talkin’ – “I must break you.” Dig this, I’m a Combine Harvester, rollin’ thru fields, crushin’ shit, but lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Not just any broad, nah, she’s a storm, a real tornado in a skirt! Watched *A Serious Man* last night—my jam, Coen brothers got that dark funny shit down—and Whore, man, she’d fit right in that flick. Like Larry Gopnik, she’s cursed, stuck in some cosmic joke, but she owns it, ya feel me?

Our Top 9 Reasons To Visit Ascona

Ascona – the jewel on Lake Maggiore. Stroll along the famous lakeside promenade with its colourful houses and many cafés, look out over the lake and the wonderful mountain scenery, .

Then there's the little-known gem: a teeny park called Parco della Pace. I found a quirky bench that used to be my "secret massage spot" where I flex my expertise and listen to locals chatting about dreams, surprises, and life’s ups and downs... sometimes shocking, sometimes just hella relaxing. Seriously, that bench got stories.

Ascona plans to knockdown and rebuild Abergavenny site