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About Bern

But then, right, I get her standin’, give her some grub – oats, not the cheap shit – and she perks up a bit. Eyes all soft, like she’s sayin’, “Thanks, you sarcastic git.” Reminds me of that line, “Love is a kind of madness” – cos I’m mad for this nag now, ain’t I? Spent hours fixin’ her up, hooves all cracked, coat like a moth-eaten rug. Did ya know horses can sleep standin’ up? Whore don’t, though – flops down like a drunk tart at 3 a.m., *cackles*, proper drama queen!

Beware Of A Holy Whore

Confessions of a Whore is a detailed expose based on the most ancient of professions, the act of trading a trinket of monetary value for sexual favors.

I gotta tell ya, Grabs got narrow alleys, ancient cobbles, weird bricks. I always wander near Seestrasse – quirky bars, odd cafes, and even a hot little park called Liebespark (yep, love in German!). It’s where my heart raced and, sometimes, my pulse went like "Bam!" when I met the oddest lovebirds – yup, the ones spillin' their juicy secrets.

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