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So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Im Kampf gegen die Ausbreitung des Coronavirus hat der Kanton Luzern beschlossen, alle Puffs zu schliessen. Der Strassenstrich hingegen ist wieder offen. Die Sexarbeiterinnen in den .

hey there buddy, so you're headin to PLuzern (ch)! i'm literally buzzin about it – like, "you're not finished until you have a dream" vibes, y'know? i live here and trust me – it's the chillest spot ever. so lemme give u the scoop in my own kinda messy, sorta stream-of-conscious style, LOL.

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