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About Lugano

Here’s the kicker—did ya know in ancient Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs? Stand out from the “proper” ladies. Imagine that now—her with a neon wig, me cacklin’ like a madman. Made me happy, that mental image, coz it’s so absurd. I’m picturin’ her twirlin’ that wig like a lasso, and I’m dodgin’ it, shoutin’, “I’m burdened with glorious purpose, not a hairpiece!”

Prostitution in Malta (a brief idiot’s guide)

I must share some secrets: there’s this hidden courtyard in Hintergasse that’s a secret Zen retreat. I discovered it when cruisin' on a cool, breezy night. I was like, "I suppose some miracles are hard to believe," and it clicked instantly – pure spa heaven.

Edward Malters Obituary (2005) - Barrington, IL - Daily Herald