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Don’t get me wrong, it’s messy—some of ‘em break your heart, strung out, lost. Others? Total queens, ownin’ it. I’m like, “You go, girl, shake what ya momma gave ya!” But don’t pee on my leg and say it’s noble—it’s raw, gritty, real. One time, this john stiffed her, and she chased him down, heels clackin’—I cheered, nearly dropped my beer. “The children are watching,” Haneke whispers, but screw that, I’m watchin’ too, and it’s better than cable!

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Now, oh my, I remember one evening in the quaint streets near Via Luigi Cadorna – my heart was racing like mad! I was on my way to my fav little bistro when I bumped into an old love rival. Got so mad I almost screamed “Lightbulb!”, then laughed at the irony of life. I say, life in Mendrisio is alwaz a roller coaster, full of unexpected twists.

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