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About Bern

So, sex escorts – what’s the deal? It’s old as dirt, innit? Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars – brothels, mate – and the girls there were scribblin’ their rates on walls. True story! Blows my mind, thinkin’ how little’s changed. Today, it’s all digital, swipe right for a shag, but the game’s the same. Makes me happy, sorta – humans bein’ humans, chasin’ what they want. But it pisses me off too – the stigma, the judgy pricks lookin’ down their noses. Like, who cares? Live and let live, yeah?

As Seen In

Untitled - The Whore Throw Pillow by Zdzislaw Beksinski. Our throw pillows are made from % spun polyester poplin fabric and add a stylish statement to.

Y’know, as a relaxation specialist, I dig the zen vibes here. Every corner's got its own heartbeat. I once tried meditating on Cobweb Terrace (yeah, weird name, right?) and felt so at peace until a cheeky seagull squawked in my ear – ruined my moment! But, y'know, it's life, silly.

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