Bella Unterseen Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the slang they got? “Ho,” “working girl,” “lady of the night”—so many names! I’d suck at nicknaming ‘em, prolly call ‘em “Squishy Money Makers.” Haha, dumb, right? But real talk, they’re out there, survivin’, and I’m just eatin’ mayo, wonderin’ if it’s a job. Spoiler: it ain’t. Whores tho? They’re the real MVPs, swimmin’ through life’s weird soup. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here, and I’m like, “Yooo, that’s dope!”

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But Unterseen beckons its guests with its impressive exterior, the pretty old town on the River Aare and the best views of the Eiger, Mönch and Jungfrau. The only small town in the Bernese .

The Limmat River—that quirky water-way—flows right through, sometimes calm, sometimes like a mad dancer! I usually head to the tiny park along its banks, Musikplatz, where the wind whispers whispers of the past. I spent ages there last spring, just listenin’ and feelin’ all the feels. Total magic, like really magic!

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