Evelyn Kontcha Whore ❤️

About Douala

Me fave bit? When they’re all sassy, like, “Pay up, fam!” Proper power move. Makes me happy, seein’ ‘em own it. But then—BOOM—some twat tries to stiff ‘em, and I’m ragin’! Had this one mate, swear he shagged a whore and bolted—disgraceful! She probs cursed him, like them spirits in the flick. “I see you in the dark,” Boonmee’s ghost missus says—bet that whore’s glare was just as spooky!

CES de Kontcha

Kontcha is a town and commune in Cameroon.

The neighborhood of Calm Corners is where I choose to hang my hat sometimes – odd, right? There are quirky cafés, tiny vintage shops, and, oh! the local library on Peaceful Lane. The locals love it – I do too, it's so non-pretentious. You sometimes see old timers with stories thicker than a phone directory – incredible!

Five dead in Cameroon-Nigeria border attack on UN team